Ladies, share your motherfucker moments with me!
I will draw and share it here if it sparks something in my brain. msbolee@gmail.com
Time's Up! No more creepy wolves. I have to admit when the Aziz Ansari article came out, I wondered if the metoo movement has gone "too far". Since then, I realized what's gone too far is the abuse and discrimination against women, not the movement. Thanks to all the great conversations that are happening publicly and privately. Grateful fro all the awesome peeps keeping up the fight. Love to my ladies!
Cheers from the summit of my tampon mountain! In LOVE with my menstrual cup. A bit late to the party but better no than never. My mountain of waste will finally stop growing. Don't be scared & lazy like I was...Friends don't let friends use tampons!
Happy Thanksgiving! Psssst...what will you be talking about?
My recent obsession & our ongoing frustration
Finding time to make protest signs...MF!
Jerk off session of all time
Ugh, don't let him ruiin your day. Happy Thanksgiving!
The sun will rise everyday and we are here to stay. #stillwithher
I know we need to be strong but let me just cry today...#stillwithher #wtf
When my doctor told me to sit up, grab my knees to do a crunch and push...#wtf
When dudes sitting on the subway refused to make eye contact with me when I was pregnant...lame motherfuckers
First broken heart
When the driver told me to move to the back of the bus.
After four long years, I am only a few months away from getting my PhD. Parents com to visit and all my mom has to say is, "When are you going to have a baby?"
When I was caught tasting my own breastmilk at a chiropractor's office....
Every time I am on the waxing table.
(Submitted by Vera's husband) My wife is pregnant and always has to pee. The other day after lunch, we're in the kitchen cleaning up when she sneezes and then yells, "MOTHERFUCKER!" She peed her pants.
Jammed into a crowded subway and felt a dick against my butt!
Ok, we were at the circus and sitting in the middle section. It was the end of the 1st half. It’s a 3 ring circus so there is a lot going on, trapeze up high, tightrope, lions down low, etc. Lazer and Syd got those rainbow snow cones that come in colorful clown heads and had both drank them all- a LOT of sugar. Anyway, Lazer’s on my lap and we’re just sitting there and all of a sudden Lazer starts to vomit all over himself, me and the woman in front of us….
Dropped my phone in the toilet!
Racing around trying to get the kids ready for school on time. Slapdash hair brushed, jackets zipped, shoes tied, backpacks on. Just as I throw open the door, the preschooler shits her pants.
Boss being a total dickhead and stealing all my ideas.
Menstruation. Motherfucker!
When you buy a new dress and you see another bitch wearing it or worse you’re both wearing the same dress!
How about when you have tons of bags on the stroller and the freaking kid gets up and the whole thing and all the bags fall on the floor. That happens to me every day, seriously, every day. I’ll just continue to send them to you as they happen….
Anything unreachable
Where to begin. Motherfucker! How about getting in the car to go to work at 8:00 am and discovering that Mabel had turned on the inside light the night before. Dead battery, motherfucker. Then after waiting for a jump for an hour and with 15 minutes to get to the Bronx from Jackson Heights, google maps sends me over the GW bridge into Jersey, motherfucker!